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Subject: Jokes
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mcwlly 4.03.13 - 11:17am
A guy who was an aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot's c*ckpit and saw a book
entitled, How to fly an aeroplane for beginners,
Vol. 1 . He opened the first page which said; To
start the engine, press the red button. He did so and the airplane engine started. He was pleased and
opened the next page, To
set airplane moving press blue button. He did so
and the plane started moving at an amazing
speed. He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page
which said; To let airplane fly, please press the green
button. He did so and the plane started to fly.
He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he was
satisfied and wanted to land. He opened to the 4th
page. The 4th page said, To learn how to land a
plane, please watch out for Volume 2. *
mcwlly 4.03.13 - 11:39am
Akpos asked his dad to buy him a toy gun cos is
neigbours son ochuko has one.
That same day,
akpos and his dad went to the toyshop and bought
two toy gun. One for his son and himself
and they drove home. Just when they where about taking their lunch, armed robbers broke in
with cutlasses and daggers.
Akpos pointed his
toy gun towards them, asked his dad to point his, the
armed robbers started shivery begging, akpos then
said daddy dont moveyet oh, am going inside to get water so that we can put it in our gun.
Dad fainted. *
